Marc’s Salsa

Marc has the very best salsa recipe.
 
   THE very best! ! !

Unfortunately, he promised the person he got it from

that he wouldn’t share it.  And he doesn't.  Period.

And, that is a shame because it is a GREAT salsa.

  On the other hand, it's a great way to make sure he's invited to all
the parties. "...oh, uh....by the way, Marc,... uh, could you bring the salsa?...."