Who put
Jalapeños in the turkey dressing?
The
whole family thought that it was me.
Mama
when she took a bite of it
and
found it was more spicy than it ought to be.
Oh,
who
put jalapeños in the turkey dressing?
You
should have seen their faces all light up.
Somebody
had been messin', with the turkey dressin'
an'
everybody turned and looked at me.
I
wonder, who added cayenne to the Green Bean Casserole?
Aunt Ginny
swears it wasn’t in her recipe.
Nobody
was able, t’get enough water at the table
They
were chuggin everything that they could see.
They were
runnin all around, and when they finally cooled down,
Everybody
turned and looked at me.
BRIDGE
Who put
chili powder in Uncle Carl’s Fish House Punch
He
didn’t see the humor in that at all.
They let
out a couple cries, tears were fallin from their eyes
And a
couple of the kids began to cry.
Oh, who
put chili powder in Uncle Carl’s Fish House Punch?
We had
to throw it all away.
When
they finally dried their eyes, From that terrible surprise.
Everybody
turned and looked at me.
Oh, I
wonder who snuck a little curry into
Grandma’s punkin pie?
It’s not
a spice she’d normally put in there.
Uncle Delbert
gave a shout, a couple others spit it out.
An’ they was yellin’ words I really
shouldn’t
share.
Oh, Oh, Oh,
who snuck a little curry into Grandma’s
punkin pie,
I swear up and down it wasn’t me.
Grandpa
said it’ll all be fine, took another
slug of wine,
And I do
believe he had a little twinkle in his eye.
That’s
my ol’ Grandpa. He had a devilish twinkle in his eye.