They've got Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer so I thought there ought to be a Thanksgiving song.  We've recorded it a few times but it still doesn't sound perfect but here are the words..

Who put Jalapeños in the turkey dressing?
The whole family thought that it was me.
You should have seen the sight of
Mama when she took a bite of it
and found it was more spicy than it ought to be.

Oh,     who put jalapeños in the turkey dressing?
You should have seen their faces all light up.
Somebody had been messin', with the turkey dressin'
an' everybody turned and looked at me.

I wonder, who added cayenne to the Green Bean Casserole?
Aunt Ginny swears it wasn’t in her recipe.

Nobody was able, t’get enough water at the table
They were chuggin everything that they could see.

Oh, who added cayenne to the Green Bean Casserole?
The whole family’s lookin’ for a drink that’s cool.

They were runnin all around, and when they finally cooled down,
Everybody turned and looked at me.

BRIDGE

Who put chili powder in Uncle Carl’s Fish House Punch
He didn’t see the humor in that at all.
They let out a couple cries, tears were fallin from their eyes
And a couple of the kids began to cry.

Oh, who put chili powder in Uncle Carl’s Fish House Punch?
We had to throw it all away.
When they finally dried their eyes, From that terrible surprise.
Everybody turned and looked at me.

Oh, I wonder who snuck a little curry into Grandma’s punkin pie?
It’s not a spice she’d normally put in there.

Uncle Delbert gave a shout, a couple others spit it out.
  An’ they was yellin’ words I really shouldn’t share.

Oh, Oh, Oh, who snuck a little curry into Grandma’s punkin pie,
   I swear up and down it wasn’t me.

Grandpa said it’ll all be fine,  took another slug of wine,
And I do believe he had a little twinkle in his eye.

That’s my ol’ Grandpa. He had a devilish twinkle in his eye.